sooo today i was surfing around the net and i came upon this freakin' hott asian chick! freakin' aye now thats how i want to look like w.o make up hahaha .. hott and innocent! dont yall think she's hott??

haha she freakin' hott for a 11 YEAR OLD!!! jesus, mary, and joseph this shit is fuckin' nasty!! damnn its worse then the olsen twins Yall are sick bastards haha here comes out the R.Kelly in all of us! or is it just mua? ahh wells..

gosh damn them ninjas..soo freakin' scandalous! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! haha soo this nigga breaks out w. his ninja moves in a street fight! OH BOY did i get a hugee ass laugh outta this haha, enjoy


lolz goodness hahah

jacked this from someones site .. hahahah funny(RINGING)
  **Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She''s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven''t got an UnclePaul."
"Oh yes I do, and he''s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then … this is what I want you to do. Put the phone downon the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout toMommy that Daddy''s car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?"
he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on andran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn''t moving at all!"
"Oh no!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scaredand he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But Iguess he didn''t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he''s dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool ... Is this 486-5731?

haah found this cute ass commerical! haha reminded me of one of mike ho's pics lolz you kno what im talkin bout ho

OKAY COMMERICIAL

haha soo cute .. if you gotta go you gotta go.. but damnn those models are hitt!! haha


damn did yall know there are cheat codes in the game,Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, so you can fuck your bitches n hoe's lolz?? check it outs



OOH boy

haha damn yall gotta check out this Hamburger Magic trick! slick as hell .. and the dudes kinda cute for yall ladies haha!! anyways enjoys
HOTT JAPANESE MAGICIAN lolz

haha dude this is probably the convo that had to happen in the pre-production of Eminem's ANGER MANAGEMENT TOUR

"Em, dude, what you want on stage, man?? We got the production designer here. She's got, like, blueprints and ideas and shit."
"Yo, check it. I've got the best idea ever, man."
"Ahhh, snap. What up?"
"Giant inflatable middle fingers, man."
"Yo yo, I got you. Like big ones, right?"
"Huge. I want the nosebleeds that spent $100 a ticket to see 'em."
"Yea-ahhh!! The bomb, yo!!"
"And then I'll come out at the beginning and squat down in front of 'em."
"Aight. Sing it, son."
"And it'll be, like, dudes, I'm really pissed off. And they'll look and see the giant inflatable middle fingers and know, like, how pissed off I really am!"
"You're a genius."
"I know. Dude, here's some cash money. Go to the giant inflatable middle finger store and buy, like, a dozen. Just in case I want to jump around on 'em until they pop."
"Aiiight. I'm out, Em."
"And then come back and get Bizarre or Havoc to help you blow those things up. I got to start practicing and stuff."
"Got it, yo."
POOHAHAH

ahh damnn this shit is bringin' back memories!! haha YOU GOTTA LOVE THE YATTA'S

CyndiYAlan
Sa Rang Hae Jaggi

My baby girl lindsay


WTF is going on??? i soo hate this skinny fashion! i mean look at her she looks soo goddamn scary!! i miss the old lindsay w. the big ol' tittays!! haha but seriously that does not look sexy at all.. a girls gotta have some meat ya know what im saying??

Ther is such animals as LIGERS!! check it out! they're freakin' humungo!!




i love freakin' star wars nerds!! hahah








awww


hahah

hey fellas hook your gf up w. this RINGTONE << click

AND it is NOT YOUR BABY!! man o man look at this guys reaction hahahah i would be as happy too hahahah

"Steven Tyler from Aerosmith has received a college degree from the University of Massachusetts over the weekend...he looks kinda creepy."










verrry interesting <3 lolz

check out these PHOTOSHOP creations pretttty amazing <3

well i think this is the longest entry ever!! k then take care errrbody <3

Mickie D's production line <3





Cyndi Y Alan